The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

(Mordechai Jefferson Carver)

(Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal)

(Damian Claus)

(Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim)

(JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal)

(Mrs. Carver)

(Tiny Tim)

(Jamal)

(Santa)

(Sweetback)

(Tikva)

(Schlomo)

(Skinhead Bartender)

(Mrs. Highsmith)

(Young Mordechai)

(Blonde Bombshell)

(Israeli Rental Agent)

(Tony)

(Jimmy)

(Adolescent Hasidic Boy)

(Himself)

(Head Elf)

(Mun Chi)

(Teenage Gentile)

(Gentile Boy No. 1)

(Gentile Boy No. 2)

(Gentile Girl No. 1)

(Gentile Girl No. 2)

(Old Woman)

(Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy)

(ADL Chairman)

(JDL Member No. 1)

(JDL Member No. 2)

(Council Elder)

(Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer)

(Black Teen)

(Blonde Gentile Girl)

(Freckle-Faced Gentile)

(Samples Woman)

(Bambi)