The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)

(The Male)

(The Female)

(The Narrator)

(The Male's Friend)

(The Female's Asian Friend)

(The Female's Slutty Friend)

(The Male's Mother)

(The Male's Father)

(The Female's Father)

(The Female's Mother)

(The Female's Ex-Boyfriend)

(The Female's Boss)

(The Female's Brother)

(The Wise Old Woman)

(The Female's Fantasy Son)

(The Large Female)

(The Male as a Cub)

(The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend)

(The Baby)